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Are you a hardcore VMAX'r?
2001/8/20 12:00
From Mount Airy
Posts: 457
Level : 19; EXP : 81
HP : 0 / 470
MP : 152 / 25812
I ran across this in one of the vboosts and wanted to share:

VBoost Issue 4 Fall 1999

Max riders are an enthusiastic and dedicated bunch. Here is a tongue in cheek list that identifies the most hardcore among us…see if you can find something about yourself:

You probably put a lot into your bike if…

20. Your insurance agent just won “Salesman of the Year”
19. You can talk specs all day but cant remember the wife’s birthday
18. You have enough parts on the shelf to build a second bike
17. Your wife keeps upping your insurance policy value
16. You are on a first name basis with all of the local Cops!
15. Your garage looks like a machine shop
14. If the wife wants to go riding it takes 20 minutes to reset the suspension
13. You buy engine oil by the 55 gallon drum
12. The only thing stock left on your bike is the battery drain tube
11. You have a full tire rack in your garage, mostly rear tires
10. Your tuner sends you a Christmas card…from the Bahama’s
9. You have a web site dedicated to your bike
8. Custom billet and/or chrome appears a lot in the bike’s description
7. You’re on your third engine
6. Some of the mods you have done are now named after you
5. The local courier things you’re in the motorcycle import business
4. A trip over 80 miles requires a trailer
3. Factory design engineers take pictures and ask for tips
2. People remember that name of your bike more than your wife
1. You deal directly with the bank manager

Posted on: 2014/3/6 13:27
Be safe out there and enjoy the ride....

Mike Moore
VMOA Webmaster

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